Signs I'm Actually Not Quite Ready for Winter
- Woke up this morning and it was truly FREEZING ASS COLD in the house. Hmph. And the 50mph winds weren't helping anything...they even SOUND cold.
- It's dark all the time
- My zipper is broken on my winter coat. I do not have "winter coat" in the current budget! Ack!!
- I lost a mitten last February and have yet to replace them. Brrr, cold fingers
- My storm door was frozen shut.
- My back gate was also frozen shut.
- My garage door too was frozen shut.
- My windshield wipers are inadequate (to say the least) for all the slushy, salty, wet crap on the roads. *
- I have yet to get touch-up paint for my car and to touch up the little rock chips which have been plaguing me since warm weather. And now the salt & crap is already on the roads - ack!! **
- My hat is warm but makes me look a bit like a conehead. ***
- It's cold.
Those are just a few reasons. *sigh* I am, however, ready to snowshoe and x-country ski! I suppose it has to be cold and snowy for that. Ay yi yi...and while I do like winter (I do, really), I just don't like the cold - ha ha...
*I bought wiper blades after work.
** I ordered touch-up paint after lunch.
***I still look like a dork in my hat. Perhaps I should knit one....
Oh! And I went to my 2nd day of Salsa Cardio - wheeeeeeeee! My triceps almost died during the push-up portion of class but I *mostly* did it! Yes!
Then I had a beer. Is that bad?
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